Ex 11 Armd Wksp

#21
Was he the same person that when we had to clean out his lockers found bottles filled with urine, and more womens clothes.
Anyone remember the firework party we had at the end of the Gulf war 91? But we all did have some good times in the Old Ben and Ellies in Soest. wonder what BJ is up to these days. Not many years left for us all now. :D
 
#22
The very chap! My PC was on Orderly Chinless that day and was present at the ceremonial opening of the locker. Much amusement and shock.
 
#24
The transvestite bank robber,the same individual who electrocuted a csm in the bar! and yes he was in the Sun in 1993 telling all about his secret!,apparently sued the German authorities for keeing him in a male prison when he was a trans-sexual!.He also managed to give the Air Corps Provo Sgt (substansive L/Cpl,Acting Cpl,Local Sgt S*** the Man) a heart attack by claiming he had a bomb in one of his cars in camp and only he could defuse it! (this was at the height of the IRA bombing campaign in Germany).
I remeber the chef from 5Armd who was caught being a peeping tom in Bad Sassendorf with his dick in his hand and he also aledgely flashed a couple of nuns in Dortmund train station.
Who was it who shared a room with the bank robber,if I remember rightly his Mum and Dad owned a pub.He claimed never to drink on leave but to get to work in the morning he used to down a litre bottle of cider!
The whole camp was full of nutters but none of them were violent just exceptionally funny.Oh happy days!!!!
 
#25
The flashing Chef! I was in a room with him when I first got to 5 Armd. Me, flasher, Damage and the alcoholic Halibut from Ulster.
My therapy cost a fortune but the psychologist was pissing himself.
 
#26
BUFF did a Mexican bum w*nk on aubrey's face!
and wore POL covvies as an aid to weight loss
 
#27
Cfn Bones recy mech hung himself 2x once with a telephone cord he hit the deck, next with a tie the lads used nail clippers to cut the knot, he also did a classic cartoon sketch in the bar down town in soest, it had a floor upstairs, it was xmas, 5 & 11 recy sect were meeting there, as we walked in Bones shouts out to us, we look up and thought NO! hes not goin 2,

oh $hit, he does he grabs the top of the tree and flips down to earth much to the horror of the locals and then Bob junkhouse did it too, well we were in fits of laughter & had to move on for some reason, must be the germans way of saying well done,

All the 11 armd wives used to get bones into trouble by pestering him into doin his swallow the condom trick he used to say no but gave in easy, always on orders, Funny guy liked him, wonder how he is. and Damage ol Tel, Old bones ahd a hard time from the 433 series person in his section, always shouting out Cfn Cant, Odd man him. Bob common name wv 3 fff's is still shouting when he whispers met up with him a couple of pints ago, sent me his holiday snaps, from Menorca, Table with solo beers he had drunk during his hols he snapped ea: 1 and then e-mailed me them just like a jock wonder who paid,
 
#29
spanner_monkeyuk said:
So what happened to Bob? I know he is out after Bosnia, it would be good to hear from him or anyone via my PM
Bob made good recovery after loosing leg, came as a guest to recy Mech SNCO reunion, he was daed chuffed at being invited he does a lot of work for BLESMA skiing sailing he told me he does more sport now that he did when he was serving, I will try to get contact details for him and PM you if you were good m8s my jock with 3ffs in his name is close by.
 
#30
I remember Bob doing flick flacks outside the block by the bar. He also used to chuck up prior to playing rugby. Excellent lad, just the right person to work for BLESMA.
 
#31
I remember S*** the man when I was with 3 Regt, and yes he did have a heart attack but not caused by the transvestite bank robber. I remember S*** nicked a set of alloys off of an RS Turbo on the bottom car park and got away with it. Seem to remember he pocketed the money from getting rid of my crashed car on the golden mile, W***** !!!!
 
#33
Sqn_Barman said:
Damage!

I remember him in the middle of the dance floor in OG's tapping up some local frau with the line "Do you wanna see my magic jeans?" she looked puzzled then young damage says "look, one minute theyre light blue, and the next theyre dark blue!" as he promptly emptied his bladder into them.
He didn't pull on that occasion.

Anyone believe the one about him flooring a household cavalry hoss with one punch?

Nahh

Monty S*itwhistle?

Oof
On the floor in tears
 
#34
dickie_out_and_about said:
The Legend Of Damage parts 3 and 4

Stagging on SDC and me and Damage stopped by the Beer Tent where the lads were supping Warsteiner and watching some quality specialist German Frankie Vaughan. Not the kind that Horrid and Bob Underpants watched but specialist nevertheless.
Damage tapped me on the shoulder and said "I'm off for a dump" and wandered into the night.
Ten minutes later he came back. I looked him up and down and said "You've been cracking one out again haven't you?"
He denied it and denied in until I pointed at his right boot which had a thick coating of something akin to high protein wall paper paste. He casually kicked one of the lads in the back doors and said "See you later" thereby leaving his deposit all over the victims derriere.

We left our room key above the door but one day it wasn't there. I was trying to access the room with a girlfriend so went to the bar to find Damage and the key. Not there either. Through the window I thought. Pushed the window open and the curtains to the side to see in the gloom a sudden movement as someone dived behind the sofa.
"Who's that?" I challenged
Damage stood up from behind the sofa butt naked with a little boner to which I followed his gaze to see our floor carpetted in A5 German Porn.
"I was having a toss" he said
"No s**t!"

happy days
My sides are hurting SO BAD !! !! !! !!
 
#35
I posted in to 11 Armd summer of '90 and shared large room at the end with VM 'Baskers', went out to the gulf with the guys and was an instructor on the JMC that we ran after it was over. Op Granby and playing for 11 Armd Rugby squad are my best memories of the Army.
 
#36
Yarp! Guilty of that unit! Tipped up, moved my gear in and went for a shower, the next thing I know a Recce mech, RK, is pissing on my leg by way of a welcome.

Does anyone remember the bloke with a habit of mooning at the nightly helicopter patrols and then running misleadingly into 3 AACs accomodation. Or the bloke who wired into CSM CR's missus on his first weekend in the unit, in the Old Germany, without knowing who she was, or even the bloke who adapted the Watneys red barrel lamp hanging on the bar into a mains voltage CSM stunning device for the self same miserable jock, he might even be one of the blokes who got off ROPs by cleaning out VM rapist ninja poet transexual minger car thief MA's room and he certainly had very similar DNA to several of the turds which found their way into the production officer's PDO'K's beret.

Well I seem to resemble him somewhat.
 
#37
The transvestite bank robber,the same individual who electrocuted a csm in the bar! and yes he was in the Sun in 1993 telling all about his secret!,apparently sued the German authorities for keeing him in a male prison when he was a trans-sexual!.He also managed to give the Air Corps Provo Sgt (substansive L/Cpl,Acting Cpl,Local Sgt S*** the Man) a heart attack by claiming he had a bomb in one of his cars in camp and only he could defuse it! (this was at the height of the IRA bombing campaign in Germany).
I remeber the chef from 5Armd who was caught being a peeping tom in Bad Sassendorf with his dick in his hand and he also aledgely flashed a couple of nuns in Dortmund train station.
Who was it who shared a room with the bank robber,if I remember rightly his Mum and Dad owned a pub.He claimed never to drink on leave but to get to work in the morning he used to down a litre bottle of cider!
The whole camp was full of nutters but none of them were violent just exceptionally funny.Oh happy days!!!!
MA didn't set up the lamp trap, in fact he rarely went in the bar because he stank. The bloke running the bar at the time was I....nuff said.
 
#38
The transvestite bank robber,the same individual who electrocuted a csm in the bar! and yes he was in the Sun in 1993 telling all about his secret!,apparently sued the German authorities for keeing him in a male prison when he was a trans-sexual!.He also managed to give the Air Corps Provo Sgt (substansive L/Cpl,Acting Cpl,Local Sgt S*** the Man) a heart attack by claiming he had a bomb in one of his cars in camp and only he could defuse it! (this was at the height of the IRA bombing campaign in Germany).
I remeber the chef from 5Armd who was caught being a peeping tom in Bad Sassendorf with his dick in his hand and he also aledgely flashed a couple of nuns in Dortmund train station.
Who was it who shared a room with the bank robber,if I remember rightly his Mum and Dad owned a pub.He claimed never to drink on leave but to get to work in the morning he used to down a litre bottle of cider!
The whole camp was full of nutters but none of them were violent just exceptionally funny.Oh happy days!!!!
That sloppy peeping tom was the soest rapist and went down for 4.5 years.
 
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