Eweve been framed:

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by heard_it_all_before, Dec 23, 2008.

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  1. Sheep Today, Humans tomorrow. The Beeb are Just sneaking this one out into the public domain with a jovial news cast at the festive time of year. More news of Mr Broons continued struggle to Control the State with a Totalitarian regime.

  2. How can you check a lamb chop's retina? Surely a DNA database is the answer here, perhaps in conjunction with an ID card scheme for farm animals?
  3. What good will a biometric identity card system for livestock do? It is of no proven or demonstrable worth in the war against terr...
  4. Suicide sheep, sneeky bugger's blow up on your plate.
  5. Baaaah-humbug.
  6. more wooly thinking I see.
  7. someone will make a mint(sauce) from this
  8. I think the government will be sheepish about this one.
  9. Administering that might be gainful employment for insomniacs...
  10. Has 'Stalin' declared today to be All Fool's Day? I must have missed that.

    Welsh sheep have such pretty eyes - yes, you envious mob, I am Welsh!
  11. You have got to be kidding me... are your taxes being spent on this nonsense or is it privately funded?
  12. Three guesses. :roll:
  13. Is it April the 1st??
  14. huh.... a northern irish idea... i would have picked the welsh for this one.