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Eviol Kenival makes one last big jump

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
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I'm reminded of a quote from one of my favourite 'films to watch when bored or pissed'

"Ain't he something?"
"Are you kidding? That is the dumbest thing I've seen since that dimwit tried to jump the Grand Canyon!"

>Edited for mong-like callousness:
>RIP mate
 

Fugly

LE
DirtyBAT
#6
Creamed in at last, then. He wouldn't have been so famous if he wasn't shit.

Is he going to be buried, cremated, or melted down?
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#8
BiscuitsAB said:
Biscuits_AB said:
RIP mate.
Indeed RIP a sad loss for those that knew him!
Get with the programme. For every death mentioned on this site, whether you knew them or not, it's mandatory...nay, traditional to post an 'RIP mate'.

It shows that you care.
 
#9
remember nearly castrating myself on my chopper bike copying him jumping over my sister and 2 mates in the street and coming to a horrific stop against next doors morris minor!R.I.P. fella!! :clap:
 
#10
I've jumped further on my Grifter and looked better in spandex.

They should fire his box over the Grand canyon by sticking a set of JATO pods on a coffin, slid on railway track.
 
#11
Yeah, fuck 'im. Elvis on a motorbike is all he was. Would've been a bit more impressive if, whilst attempting to jump the Grand Canyon, Evel was munching down on a deep fried banana, jam and peanut butter sarnie while banging out a couple of verses of 'Moody Blues'

Apparently Evel broke every bone in his body during his bike tomfoolery 'career'. I'd like to bet he never had his eye socket broken by a 'NAAFI windmill'
 
#12
jibman said:
remember nearly castrating myself on my chopper bike copying him jumping over my sister and 2 mates in the street and coming to a horrific stop against next doors morris minor!R.I.P. fella!! :clap:
[In the voice of Bevis] You just said you jumped your sister..... hurrrr hurrrr hurrrrr jumped your sister!
 
#13
Another tragic loss of a man that brought so much to the world. Tomorrow at precisly 15:01 Z, I shall observe one minute of silence in the local dobi parlour whilst attempting to scrub brown streaks from the backside of my tighty-whities.

Stand down Evel. Your job here is done.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
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Klu Klux Kneivel will commemorate the death of his brother from another mutha by attempting to jump 20 ethnics in a steam roller
 
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threaders_vm said:
Yeah, fuck 'im. Elvis on a motorbike is all he was. Would've been a bit more impressive if, whilst attempting to jump the Grand Canyon, Evel was munching down on a deep fried banana, jam and peanut butter sarnie while banging out a couple of verses of 'Moody Blues'

Apparently Evel broke every bone in his body during his bike tomfoolery 'career'. I'd like to bet he never had his eye socket broken by a 'NAAFI windmill'
Or broke his elbow falling UP the steps of a NAAFI Bop. What a f*cking loser, he's achieved nothing! :)
 
#17
or burn,t his arsse hairs playing "dance of the flaming arsse holes" in a soltau smoker!fcuking loser really!!! :wink:
 
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jibman said:
remember nearly castrating myself on my chopper bike copying him jumping over my sister and 2 mates in the street and coming to a horrific stop against next doors morris minor!R.I.P. fella!! :clap:
Arghhh...I'm just remembering a very similar "face scraping along the road" moment that I had suppressed for over 20 years. Damn your eyes!
 
#19
PoisonDwarf said:
jibman said:
remember nearly castrating myself on my chopper bike copying him jumping over my sister and 2 mates in the street and coming to a horrific stop against next doors morris minor!R.I.P. fella!! :clap:
Arghhh...I'm just remembering a very similar "face scraping along the road" moment that I had suppressed for over 20 years. Damn your eyes!
the youth of today don,t know what they missed!h.s.e. would have a fcuking fit these days!!!
 
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minister_doh_nut said:
I've jumped further on my Grifter and looked better in spandex.

They should fire his box over the Grand canyon by sticking a set of JATO pods on a coffin, slid on railway track.
GRIFTER!!!!

Pah...should have tried it on a Bommer!

(curls up in corner and cries....oh the memories..oh the stiches..ohh the squashed bollocks...in shorts...which got "introduced" to the main cog....) :crying: :puker:
 

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