Evil Alien

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by kiwidoug, May 1, 2013.

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  1. What do you call an evil, green, alien dominatrix......Minge the Merciless
  2. And what's the punchline?
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  3. Minge the Merciless
  4. What about it?
  5. It's minging
  6. Nope its crap!!!
  7. Stop it, Doug.
  8. No it's not.
  9. Gasp...cowers in awe..."how did you know my name is Doug?"
  10. Let's vote then.
    Right lads hands up!

    (One quick count later)......It's crap.
  11. Not only that I'll take a bet your from Australia.
  12. Doug! Now see what you've done!
  13. Nope, quite close though if you have a teensy-weensy look at my details on the left.
  14. If no one else is going to call it, WAH!!
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  15. Ok then, 'alien joke' it is....

    What has toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

    They both roam around Uranus searching for Klingons.

    ....and the big yellow taxi drove away.