Evil Alien

What do you call an evil, green, alien dominatrix......Minge the Merciless
And what's the punchline?
Minge the Merciless
It's minging
Let's vote then.
Right lads hands up!

(One quick count later)......It's crap.
Not only that I'll take a bet your from Australia.
Nope, quite close though if you have a teensy-weensy look at my details on the left.


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Ok then, 'alien joke' it is....

What has toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They both roam around Uranus searching for Klingons.

....and the big yellow taxi drove away.
If you've got Klingons around Uranus, I think you'd better see a doctor.
Reminds me of the Brer Rabbit story when he goes hopping through the forest having a bit of an explore, when he comes across Brer Bear taking a shit, and having a hard time backing it out to boot.

"Morning Brer Bear!" Cheerfully says Brer Rabbit "Having a good shit?"

Grunting and groaning struggling to back one out, Brer Bear replies, "Not really Brer Rabbit, the shit sticks to my fur and makes it painful every time I try to drop one."

"Ooooh, that's no good Brer Bear, I really wish there was some way I could help you."

"Well Brer Rabbit", (grunt groan), "Does shit stick to your fur?"

"Why no Brer Bear it doesn't!"

(Grunt groan) "Good!"

So Brer Bear picks up Brer Rabbit and wipes his arse with him.
Is this a thread for jokes with the funny bits missing....
Gimme a break Rawhide! The Brer Rabbit joke works better as an action joke. Well, at least I thought it was funny when our RSM regaled us with it. Mind you, had few refreshing ales under our belts at the time in the boozer. :rofl:
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