Everyones Favorite Slapper....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spike7451, Oct 25, 2009.

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  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Jordan aka Katie Price,according to todays paper reviewed on the Andrew Marr show,has announced she is going to visit our troops out in Afghanistan on a moral building tour.
    £20 to H4H to the first one to bang her back doors in!

    Enjoy lads! :twisted:

    Wonder if she'd go down with kerry Krackheed & put on a show!.... 8O
  2. I didn't think she had any morals to build on.
  3. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Didn't she get banged by a sapper after visiting Bosnia?

    Poor sod hope he's got over the trauma imagine going to Bosnia and ending up with that

    Mind after watching her in the video I'd rather watch paint dry
  4. I thought this was another thread about Moodwa.

    You failed Spike-a-mundo. C- Must try harder.
  5. I pity the poor sods that she will be forcing herself on.

    I did like the comment on the Andrew Marr Show, about the majority of Moral boosting visits are only know about after the fact, as the individual concerned does it for unselfish reasons.

    Whereas Jordon aka whatever, is rolling out her PR machine along with I'm selling a new book with my name on it, didn't write it, but my names on the front.
  6. Jordan to visit troops in Afghanistan = PR Stunt.
    Wouldn't with yours let alone mine.
  7. Only £20?.It must be worth at least that NOT to do her.
  8. Is she taking 'the twins' with her?
  9. You lot are too fussy, I'd bang her and she wouldn't even have to pay.
  10. Seconded. Anyway, you'd have to hung like a porn star to even touch the sides of her wizard's sleeve. 8O :puker: :pukel:
  11. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    She will be dragging that cross dressing 'cage fighter' along with her no doubt, so noone will be getting a look in out there. She wouldn't be able to resist otherwise, the slag.
  12. I thought it was going to be a thread about WHO is your favourite slapper, thinking it was about fessing up to slapping some bird on the side I was about to fess up to bopping a bird over a few year stint. Best shag I ever had - Glad I didn't mention it now though in case the wifey reads it :roll:
  13. I hope the MoD PR machine tells her to f*** off. She's just some orange-faced, plastic-breasted, cynical, mentally damaged whore who lives her entire life in a self-generated PR bubble. She has absolutely nothing positive to offer society and she doesn't deserve the chance to gain kudos from associating from our heroes.

    She embodies the polar opposite of our military ethos. She believes in self before others, indulgence before austerity and fame-at-all-costs before loyalty. An absolutely hateful waste of oxygen who is famous for shagging footballers and allegedly "partying" (tabloid euphemism for drugs and booze) so much during her pregnancy that she allegedly ended up destroying her son's only chance of a normal life.

    In short, a total cnut.

  14. Don't beat about the bush PD - tell us what you really think :lol:

    I don't believe the "plastic boobs" bit - they look OK to me 8)

  15. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Perhaps the lads could send her out on a meet and greet with the locals

    She could stand on something and end up truely legless*
    Or it might put a whole new meaning on the phrase giving head as the Taliban detach it from her neck

    She'd love the internet veiwing figures

    *We could all piss ourselves laughing when Jimmey Carr joked about it ( Now that would be a first)