Everyone loves a good conspiracy...

#1
Hi everyone!
I dont know if this belongs here or not, go ahead and delete it if not, or ignore it, they both produce the same result...

I recently uploaded the first draft of a short documentary film onto youtube as part of a uni project and I would really appreciate it if any of you could take a look and leave a comment or two.
I can then use your comments for the accmpanying essay. I know how busy you all are this time of year, so dont worry if you cant help out, but to those of you who do manage to take a look, I am extremely grateful. Please dont bother to tell me how crap the film is, i know already (apart from the narration, which is awesome!) and its still the first draft, so some of the framing is due to change I just wanted to get it online as soon as possible. What I am interested in is your reaction to the narrative and the story itself as apposed to the crappy film quality.

The video is here on youtube;

Lost Cosmonauts - YouTube
Thanks in advance.
 
#2
My reaction is as follows:

This is the deranged produce of a diseased mind. The only thing worse than the content of the film is the personality, or lack thereof, of its creator.

You may quote this review verbatim.

Hope this helps.
 
#6
Brilliant, thanks guys!
I knew I had come to the right place.
You ungrateful wanker. I actually sat here and watched your abortion of a short film, using valuable bandwidth and time I'll never get back, and this is the thanks I get? I'm going to kick your fat fucking face in, you filthy waster.

All the best.
 
M

Mark The Convict

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#9
If it had footage of shuttles exploding and incinerating Yanks, I might have been interested. Instead, 2 minutes of rockets exploding, with some non-incinerated Yank quacking in the background. Was the other 18 minutes any better?
 
C

cloudbuster

Guest
#10
White Rum gives me horrible flashbacks to lost weeks in BAOR.

I quite like Myer's, which only stirs fond reminiscence of being mildy paralytic at the helm of Brenda's aeroplanes.
 
G

goatrutar

Guest
#11
You ungrateful wanker. I actually sat here and watched your abortion of a short film, using valuable bandwidth and time I'll never get back, and this is the thanks I get? I'm going to kick your fat fucking face in, you filthy waster.

All the best.
I watched the start with the rocket thingys taking off. They looked too small to have a bloke inside driving it so I lost interest at about 5 seconds in. Do the rocket thingys run on rum?
 
#12
If it had footage of shuttles exploding and incinerating Yanks, I might have been interested. Instead, 2 minutes of rockets exploding, with some non-incinerated Yank quacking in the background. Was the other 18 minutes any better?
yeeah, the rest of it is mostly about russians getting dead.
But thanks for the feedback. this is still just the first draft, so Ill edit that first bit down. Thanks!
 
#13
I watched the start with the rocket thingys taking off. They looked too small to have a bloke inside driving it so I lost interest at about 5 seconds in. Do the rocket thingys run on rum?
By the look of the film, the OP was running on rum while he made it.

Here's something I knocked up just now which I think is more realistic:

Button Moon - Egberts Birthday - YouTube
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#16
Everybody loves a good conspiracy. You're right!



Unfortunately what you have produced is neither a good conspiracy nor is it a good ... um ... anything. It didn't even help me get to sleep. What a load of tonk.
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
If it had footage of shuttles exploding and incinerating Yanks, I might have been interested. Instead, 2 minutes of rockets exploding, with some non-incinerated Yank quacking in the background. Was the other 18 minutes any better?
Having watched the entire 20 minutes I echo Zoe about wasting time and bandwidth I will never ever get back. As entertaining and giving myself a prince albert using a ring-shank nail and a claw hammer. And even less informative.
 

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