Having seen this sort of thing before, isn't it a spoof?
THe series on this is epsisode is "Captain Planet and the Planeteers", I have also seen a spoof of "GI Joe" where a sailer GI Joe is telling a kid that his mum is a navy port lurking skip rat, and that the sailer may be the kids dad!!!!1
These are all redubbed versions of the 'And Knowing Is Half The Battle' PC segments that the worried mothers made them tag onto the end of all the warry episodes.
EDIT: The third one has been a favourite of mine for a while, for that great Essex/Sarf-Landaaahn voiceover...