Found this on another site (football forum) - such posts can often prompt some good old laughs, so to cheer those of us at home recovering after Xmas... any personal experiences to share? "Came home from the pub last night and on the bus I was so desperate for a pee I seriously thought I was going to lose it in my jeans. At one stage I was in so much discomfort and had to go so badly I actually contemplated whether to wet myself. I was rocking back and forth wondering whether I could get away with the embarrassment. Fortunately, I somehow managed to hang on until I got off (just!) and so didn't have to make the decision. Today, looking back - I can't believe that I was truly thinking about pis**ng my pants!! Has anyone else ever had to go so bad that you've almost been prepared to pee yourself?"