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Ever scored via Friends Reunited?

#5
I managed to hook up with an ex that I went to school with, met up for a few drinks a couple of times, and ended up shagging her for old times sake, but with her being a West Ham fan, the novelty soon wore off. She hadn't changed much from the school days either, looks wise or mentality.
 
#7
saintstone said:
I managed to hook up with an ex that I went to school with, met up for a few drinks a couple of times, and ended up shagging her for old times sake, but with her being a West Ham fan, the novelty soon wore off. She hadn't changed much from the school days either, looks wise or mentality.

Obviously too good for you then me old china 8)
 
#8
tommy_cooker said:
saintstone said:
I managed to hook up with an ex that I went to school with, met up for a few drinks a couple of times, and ended up shagging her for old times sake, but with her being a West Ham fan, the novelty soon wore off. She hadn't changed much from the school days either, looks wise or mentality.

Obviously too good for you then me old china 8)
Not really, just a complete fruitloop, funny when teenagers, but in adulthood???
 
#9
PrayingMantis said:
i met a bird from way back from my school days on myspace and shagged her then never spoke to her again, [What, you didn't even say ta ta?] does that make me a shallow cnut ¿
Yes!

And be proud of it, man, be proud! That badge takes effort so wear it with pride!

I personally have been likened to having the moral fortitude of a damp patch....swells with pride!!
 
#10
Not Friends Reunited but Facebook - she was the daughter of an old teacher as well. She's not quite as timid as she was either :-D
 
#11
saintstone said:
I managed to hook up with an ex that I went to school with, met up for a few drinks a couple of times, and ended up shagging her for old times sake, but with her being a West Ham fan, the novelty soon wore off. She hadn't changed much from the school days either, looks wise or mentality.
She still looked like a jailbait schoolgirl and the novelty wore off?? What the fuck is wrong with you?
 
#12
_Artemis_ said:
saintstone said:
I managed to hook up with an ex that I went to school with, met up for a few drinks a couple of times, and ended up shagging her for old times sake, but with her being a West Ham fan, the novelty soon wore off. She hadn't changed much from the school days either, looks wise or mentality.
She still looked like a jailbait schoolgirl and the novelty wore off?? What the fuck is wrong with you?
A tad wrinklier, but that's aging for you, if she had looked like jailbait schoolie, do you think I would have left a second time.
 
#13
saintstone said:
_Artemis_ said:
saintstone said:
I managed to hook up with an ex that I went to school with, met up for a few drinks a couple of times, and ended up shagging her for old times sake, but with her being a West Ham fan, the novelty soon wore off. She hadn't changed much from the school days either, looks wise or mentality.
She still looked like a jailbait schoolgirl and the novelty wore off?? What the fuck is wrong with you?
A tad wrinklier, but that's aging for you, if she had looked like jailbait schoolie, do you think I would have left a second time.
Ok, good, just checking. Thought the anti-dementia pills might not have kicked in.
 

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