Ever heard a woman confess ?

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  1. I haven't. Maybe I haven't been asking the right questions...................
  2. Going for shitty thread starter of the year award then?
  3. Nah, won that already, this is the winner lap.......
  4. You're a Priest? Figures.
  5. set MDN on em'

    not even a woman will last that for too long...
  6. In my 'workplace' the proportion is 9:1 women to men. Needless to say a tailspin has taken over. The people who run the business are of course blokes, but far too stupid to recognise that handing management to women will inevitably end in tears. Must go, my baby is crying in the creche.......
  7. Women don't need to confess. They never do anything wrong. Ask any of 'em.

    The burning smell in the kitchen is God's will...
  8. Snakes with tits. Even the tits aren't usually that impressive.
  9. I married Miss Right. I wish I'd know that her first name was 'Always'.

    Nothing has EVER been her fault.
  10. She knows it's true, because all her friends agree! (grinds teeth in sympathy)
  11. Mrs TBND is NEVER wrong and is NEVER EVER sorry!
  12. In the Female Bible, being sorry equates with being publicly and openly found out.
  13. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    There is no specification as to whether the post is asking about whether they confess to acts conducted or wished. If it is the latter, I refer my (soon to be) learned fellow posters to this.

    Even if they are made up, it's worth booking a slot at the opticians after reading it, just in case.
  14. Lumpy jumpers will always be right even if they are wrong.

    If you argue then the waterworks will start and you will be in the wrong :)