Ever heard a woman confess ?

Going for shitty thread starter of the year award then?
You're a Priest? Figures.
In my 'workplace' the proportion is 9:1 women to men. Needless to say a tailspin has taken over. The people who run the business are of course blokes, but far too stupid to recognise that handing management to women will inevitably end in tears. Must go, my baby is crying in the creche.......
Women don't need to confess. They never do anything wrong. Ask any of 'em.

The burning smell in the kitchen is God's will...
I married Miss Right. I wish I'd know that her first name was 'Always'.

Nothing has EVER been her fault.
She knows it's true, because all her friends agree! (grinds teeth in sympathy)


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There is no specification as to whether the post is asking about whether they confess to acts conducted or wished. If it is the latter, I refer my (soon to be) learned fellow posters to this.

Even if they are made up, it's worth booking a slot at the opticians after reading it, just in case.
I confess to be completely and absolutely drunk, now where did I leave my bed?

I have nothing to confess. I was never there (for any given value of "there") and I have at least 3 alibis for every event I was definitely not there for.


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Women don't need to confess. They never do anything wrong. Ask any of 'em.
And even if they do, they won't confess to it, it's always the blokes fault apparently, fkin witches, the lot of 'em
Ever heard a woman confess? To anything particular, like always having fancied a bit of scat action perhaps?

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