Ever been that rabbit in the headlights?

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  1. ...By which I mean: What phrase or comment from your missus has you absolutely kacking it?

    My worst, (normally, with the weekend stretching far into the distance, and settling down to Soccer AM/Helen Chamberlain):

    1. "I want to go to IKEA"


    2. "We need to talk"

    BTW, Sausage-side they say IKEA stands for Idioten Kaufen Eben Alles (Idiots Will Buy Anything)
  2. translated for blokes = "i need to moan"
  3. What about the dreaded 'How about another baby.....'
  4. Another *very* ominous phrase, to quote Jack Dee;

    "You're in a funny mood..."
  5. when she pulled the whip out from the drawer ... I felt my eyes go very large and breathing did stop.
  6. Don't get mad but........
  7. bury the beeeatch?! :lol:
  8. Who is she?

  9. Or in my case; "I'm leaveing. Here's the ring back".
  10. In a dress shop, after asking your opinion of some hideously expensive garment:

    'You're just saying that because you want to go...'

    'Do you? I'm going off it'

    'Of course I'll need shoes and a handbag to go with it'
  11. why didnt i get an invite to the party?? :lol: we could have brought a pack of pringles each from the change!!
  12. Today: viewing the image on her MAC.

    'It's a Cartier Tank watch, not new but registered in 2004.

    Is it second hand do you think?.

    They are sending me it on 7 days approval, at no charge to me. The £2,100 (or whatever) can be payed by my card. Is that good?'

    I walk out of the room shuddering.