Eve

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  1. In the beginning God created Eve and she had 3 breasts. After a month in the garden God comes to visit, "how are things Eve?" he asks. "Its all so beautiful" she replies."everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. Its these 3 breasts. The middle 1 pushes the other 2 out, and I'm constantly knocking them with my arms. They're a real pain." "Thats a fair point"replies God,"I'll fix that right away." So God reaches down and removes the middle breast tossing it into the bushes. Another month passes and God once again visits Eve. "Well Eve hows my favourite creation?" he asks. "Just fantastic" she replies " but for 1 small oversight on your part. All the animals have a mate except me." God thinks for moment. "You know Eve youre right! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you! Now lets see...Where did I put that useless t!t?"
     
  2. 'Where did I put that useless tit?'

    Did you give it an Arrse login, and make it post shit jokes?
     
  3. IIRC, Eve was made second
     
  4. third if you count Lillith,

    or wasn't made at all if you don't believe in all that religion bollocks in the first place.