Euan Blur does his bit

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by jonwilly, Nov 27, 2005.

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  1. Euan Blair visits porn king's lapdancing club
    by NICK CRAVEN and PETER ALLEN, Daily Mail10:00am 26th November 2005

    "The Daily Mail was alerted to Euan's visit by a senior British security source in Paris who is concerned that Euan is taking unnecessary risks with his safety.

    Tony Blair is wary of terrorist attacks on his family, and both he and his wife Cherie have bulletproof, armour-plated cars paid for by the taxpayer."

  2. Oh, I thought you were posting that he would be attending Sandhurst. :lol:
  3. ....of course he is!
  4. Apparently the club is a known hangout of 'undesirables'. Just like Downing Street, then.
  5. The article had further details on young Bliar's lapdancing club visit.

    Apparently it was on Remembrance Sunday, when most decent people were at church or cenotaph.

    This revelation is not surprising at all.

    Perhaps a tabloid could wire some lapdancers and get some recordings along the lines of "give me a blowjob cos my dad's the PM."

    Also, I wonder what his lady friend will make of this information. If you want to act like a celebrity or politician, you get the same scrutiny....:twisted:
  6. ......... how exactly are you going to wire a lapdancer???? 8O
  7. If anyone is asking for volunteers I'm your man 8)

    I know nothing of lapdancers or "wires" but I can learn on the job, give me say 6 months,
    to experiment with a reasonable supply of dancers and I will have it "cracked". :)
  8. Anone think Euan looks a bit like Peter Mandelson
  9. Use your imagination. :wink: (The sound might be a little muffled though.)

    Well, one things for certain, they don't share the same hobbies.

    I can only imagine the "sound listening to" he's going to give the wide-mouthed frong.