Ethics Test

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    Ethics Test

    This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By
    giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

    The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in
    which you will have to make a decision.

    Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
    Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each

    You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around
    you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.

    This is a flood of biblical proportions.

    You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're
    caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly
    hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

    There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing
    under the water.
    Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a
    man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying
    not to be taken down with the debris.

    You move closer, somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly
    realise who it is.

    It's Cristiano Ronaldo!

    At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to pull
    him under.

    You have two options--you can save the life of Cristiano Ronaldo or
    you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting
    the death of one of the football world's most exiting player's.

    So here's the question, and please give an honest answer :

    Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the
    classic simplicity of black and white?
  2. Near pissed myself at that one :D
  3. dead on but i would have to throw him a busted life vest tied to an anchor 1st the twat.