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Essex school girl

Essex school girl says " Mummy, i know where babies come from!". Her mother replies " Where`s that then sweetie?", Girl says " Mummy & Daddy take their clothes off & Daddys` thingy sort of sticks out and Mummy puts it in her mouth and sucks it and thats how you get babies!".............. Shaking her head her Mother says " Oh darling thats so sweet, but thats not how we get babies, thats how we get flowers, jewellery, clothes and chocolates!".

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