Essex Fox gets its head stuck in the wheel of a car

Discussion in 'Shooting, Hunting and Fishing' started by happybonzo, Dec 15, 2012.

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    "Foxes are really intelligent" - except in this neck of the woods.

    They're no brighter than Essex bitches.
  2. Should have taken the car (and fox) for a spin.
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  3. Firefighters, overnight observation, released into the wild. What the ****?

    I can think of a much quicker solution to this particular problem. It involves an axe.
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  4. Even easier just drive the car down the road at about 30.
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  5. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    People like you make me sick !
    You suggest things like these without putting a grain of thought into the suffering and terrible damage

    to the car owner's pocket and his vehicle.
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  6. Unfortunately your plan renders the axe obsolete. No dice I'm afraid.
  7. My steely blue 22 would have resolved this problem for 5 pence .
  8. [​IMG]

    The expression says it all... "aaaaah Feck!!!!"

  9. Firefighters ? RSPCA ? Poncy houseowner too frightened of Mr Scary Fox to simply take the wheel off himself and give the head end a good shoeing.

    This is what happens when you ban fox hunting.
  10. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    I'm going to be the voice on the other side of the fence of this one. Foxes are far more useful to the local environment than the ******-chariot driving chav twats in that area. Should have shot the car owner.
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  11. Quite right and they're so cute.
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    Fox: Bark, bark, whine?

    EM: Bark.

    Fox: Shrug. <Slinks off towards car>

    EM: Bwah-hah-hah-hah!
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  13. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Its not the cute, its that they hunt vermin. Maybe we can create some GM foxes that are 6 foot at the shoulder and 9 feet long and unleash them on bigger vermin (like the job centre queue in Warrington, scousers and George Galloway's RESPECT party).
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