Essex Chavs

#1
I have noticed that in my small part of the world i seem to be surrounded by chavs of the lowest order.
I am thinking of writing to my local MP to ask if anything can be done to improve the lives unfortunate individuals who happen to live in South East Essex.
I think a month long sustained carpet bombing campaign would do the trick, 100,000 chavs casualties sounds like a small price to pay for a quite night in. Think of it as collateral damage.
No more loud car exhausts or sterio systems to annoy me.

Failing that i may have to move to a small island in the south pacific.

Is it me or is the standard of ordinary folk in this country somewhere near the gutter ?

BBM
 
#2
Heres and idea, declare Colchester and the surrounding area a free fire zone, let the paras out for 24hrs then see how many chavs are left at the end!!

gotta be good for a laugh!!

CG
 
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taric

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#3
you'd have a job on both battalions are out of u.k. and then on leave for a while along with all the hat attatchments to 16aa bde so you'd have to kill em ya self !!!!!
 
#7
Anyone seen wearing Burberry after the curfew will be shot on sight.
I may bag quite a few round my way.

Tilbury should account for around 8,000 chav's.
Basildon another 60,000

Harlow we will just flattern with an A bomb -that should account for about £3.50 in damage.

BBM
 
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taric

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#8
Those who survive to break curfew yet again they and their collaborators will be pulled through with a fallen tree and as for collaboration i'm guilty when iwas in colchester i was re-nowned for being a chav shagger and always waking up in greenstead and white city oh the horror but brothers and sisters i would like to say my cock has been chav chick free for a few months now!!!
 
#10
taric said:
Those who survive to break curfew yet again they and their collaborators will be pulled through with a fallen tree and as for collaboration i'm guilty when iwas in colchester i was re-nowned for being a chav shagger and always waking up in greenstead and white city oh the horror but brothers and sisters i would like to say my c*** has been chav chick free for a few months now!!!
Do you have a collection or display of Burberry g-strings then?! And is there a Colchester equivalent to the knicker display that was in the back-room of The Ratpit in Aldershot?
 
#11
Gluck_ab said:
taric said:
Those who survive to break curfew yet again they and their collaborators will be pulled through with a fallen tree and as for collaboration i'm guilty when iwas in colchester i was re-nowned for being a chav shagger and always waking up in greenstead and white city oh the horror but brothers and sisters i would like to say my c*** has been chav chick free for a few months now!!!
Do you have a collection or display of Burberry g-strings then?! And is there a Colchester equivalent to the knicker display that was in the back-room of The Ratpit in Aldershot?
That's probaly the Bull or the Castle.
 
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taric

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#12
No the bull's owner won't allow us to have the knicker wall but we had loads of 'em within the block support company especially mortars and my very own anti-tanks were slightly worrying as there were boxer shorts and male thongs on their knicker boards especially a certain welsh senior tom who wore a lot of SS t-shirts and had half a mile of forhead you know who you are !!!!
 
#13
Bondi-Babe-Magnet said:
Anyone seen wearing Burberry after the curfew will be shot on sight.
I may bag quite a few round my way.
After the curfew????? Why wait for so long??
 

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