Essential viewing for Jarrod?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mexeman, Jan 5, 2013.

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  1. ITV, 1930hrs tonight.
    Tom Daley teaches "celebrities" to dive.
    I can just see him now quivering with disgust that he wasn't asked to participate.
    Sorry J, apparently Tom passed you over for some lesser specimens.

    You have my sympathy, I would have loved to see you in your bright white Speedos diving into my pool....
     
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  2. What a lovely image you paint.
     
  3. Steady, that's the Poet Laureate of Australia you're mocking there. :wink:
     
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  4. Vivid, and no doubt possible.
    I reckon no skin will be left from 1945hrs unless he uses that moisturiser....
     
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  5. He has a punishing moisturising regime.


    Apparently.
     
  6. Well, let's be honest, that cheap Lidl stuff you have been sending him is crap, isn't it?
    I feel for the bloke.
     
  7. He's a Yarkshireman. Netto is too good for him.
     
  8. Other budget supermarkets are available.......
     
  9. Suppose you could call it that.. Moisturising.
     
  10. You could try Getting Over It.
     
  11. Whilst my brother is busy doing something in the trouser department I would just like to tell you all..................................................................................................................COCKS!
     
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  12. I think you'll find that J is on the continent this weekend and may well miss this.
     
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  13. Do you type with your head?
     
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