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Eskimo Car Trouble

An Eskimo takes his family on a car trip round Wales. About 50 miles away from Cardiff, the car splutters to a stop. The Eskimo gets out and dials the AA.
Half an hour later, the AA bloke turns up and immediately looks under the bonnet before talking to the Inuit.
"You've blown a seal" the AA bloke says.
The Eskimo takes offence and retorts, "Well, you bugger sheep."

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