An Eskimo takes his family on a car trip round Wales. About 50 miles away from Cardiff, the car splutters to a stop. The Eskimo gets out and dials the AA. Half an hour later, the AA bloke turns up and immediately looks under the bonnet before talking to the Inuit. "You've blown a seal" the AA bloke says. The Eskimo takes offence and retorts, "Well, you bugger sheep."