Escort vs watch

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  1. If you had £130 to spend and the choice between a classy escort for one hour or a classy watch, what would it be?
  2. £130 would buy neither
  3. Well you can't get a classy watch for £130. I'll take the escort and if you want to watch it'll cost you £250! :D
  4. hey luv...for £130 you can have me,but you have to throw in a kebab an' chips too! They don't get much classier (cept Dale obviously!)
  5. The Site Sponsors might disagree with you. And, erm, no thanks!
  6. Döner or Shish?
  7. shish of course!! Whaddaya think i Bloody doner! Pish
  8. Agreed and by the looks of us we're made for each other!
  9. For a £130 and a Donner & Chips you can touch my Rolex, to feel what class is :thumright:
  10. If you make it Donna and chips...
  11. Is that to take up the slack? :biggrin:
  12. A classy escort? Being marched in between two HCR types in ceremonials?

    Don't see why I should have to pay for the privilege, but the look on the OCs face would be priceless... Probably cost me rather more than £130, though.
  13.'d take more than that! :shakefist: But if he's good i'll have a furckle through me folds and see if i can find him a free watch! I'm sure there's one in there somewhere!
  14. I thought that was the gag! Who'd pay to watch when you could have the escort?