Escort agency launches virgin service for geeks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rumrunner, Apr 20, 2007.

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  1. Any computer geeks on ARRSE in need of assistance?

    Escort agency launches virgin service for geeks.

  2. Are there any contact details for the agency? Just so I can (Cough) inform any geeks?
  3. Surely a man of your reputation needs no agency but merely booze, rohypnol and a decent claw hammer......?

  4. I did just google it, honest.
  5. The dutch are behind the times on this one. The British version has been around for years. We call it the "Young Conservatives!"
  6. The Young Farmers Club used to be able to provide some decent fillies.

    For those that were interested.
  7. You took the words right out of my mouth, Rumrunner. :D :D :D

  8. It wasn't a problem Bugsy, in fact a subject very close to my heart.
  9. Very True, I lost my virginity DBFing a young William Hague.
  10. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Isn't this supposed to be a free service?

    Last time I 'spoke-to-someone-who-had-experiance-of-such-things' virgins got in for nothing.
  11. Where was this??? I could be a virgin (And with a face like mine I could get away with it).
  12. Even the geekiest of geeks I met at Uni - and there were many, managed to get their leg over something at some point. It's a target-rich enviromment, as long as you're not fussy. And apparently all it cost one fella I knew was 3 quadrupal vodka's and orange for himself, and a Smirnoff Ice for the lady. At least I think that's what she was.
  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I've had to phone him up and check you understand, but I heard that you can certainly get such a service in some of the '10 mark' establishments, but it does depend somewhat on your visog, your package, your yoofness and how many mates you've got egging the 'lady' on for the job.