Escaped Convict

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Escaped convict breaks into the bedroom ties up husband in chair and the wife on the bed. He jumps on top of wife, kisses her ear and goes to the bathroom.

    Husband tells wife "Satisfy him or hell will kill is both. I saw the way he kissed you, be strong, i love you!!!"

    Wife tells husband, "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear and said that he was gay and looking for vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. You be strong, i love you!!!"