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Davetheclown

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#1
Hate this programme, bunch of pretentious twats being nosey and daydreaming,


Not today the bird Magda is latvian 6 foot and absolutely stunning and her husband is punching above his weight, she is fit,
 
#9
I watch this programme with a bit of a daydream, but for some strange reason today I kept trying to look up her skirt. she had no deportment though..walked like a man, the gangly cow.
 
#11
I watch this programme, look at the high ceilings, open areas and 19 bathrooms and just think the utility bills will be horrendous...
Every time they mentioned high ceilings i kept thinking 'its on the BBC why hasn't that bit been edited out to avoid offending other midgets?'

He must have a cock like a baby's arm clutching an apple.
 
#14
Nice face but appears to be severely lacking in the chest department, and she could probably beat me in a running race and possibly an arm wrestle.

Probably wear the pants too.
 
#15
The programme follows an annoying script where they show 3 house, 1 over budget, 1 in the wrong area and the mystery house, which has none of the features requested.

The final line is usually the couple need more time.
 
#16
The programme follows an annoying script where they show 3 house, 1 over budget, 1 in the wrong area and the mystery house, which has none of the features requested.

The final line is usually the couple need more time.
Sounds like a fun hour in front of the box....

The trouble and strife loves the renno show 'The Block' over here. Five couples renovate, then auction for a chance to keep their auction money.

I much prefer getting my dangly bits ripped by rusty bastard wire.
 
#18
Remember when the Block was sponsored by Mitre 10 - they have all closing down or going bankrupt here in Adelaide.

There a few bloks I see on the train and around work with fit younger Asians and I honestly think...when I come home, why the **** am i married to that.
 

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