Escape to Paradise

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, May 1, 2005.

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  1. Here's two options for escaping the coming apocolypse..when the bombs fall and the fanatical insurgents attack.. just hop on the bus and head off to greener pastures..

    for only $ 790,000 US you can pack up your troubles in the TerraWind nad ignore the gridlock on the roads from fleeing urbanites.. check out

    RV bus that doubles as a navigable river ' houseboat ' - kule

    but to be really safe from the godless hordes
    you'll want the mobile bomb shelter built to protect against NBC attacks..It won't keep you from being ' roadkill' if you're at ground zero, but its special contruction will keep you free from radioactive fallout and sarin nerve gas while you cruise in safety [ though where you'll find fuel is problematic ]

    anyway fro a measly $ 2.07 million its all yours .. go ahead kick the tires..

    ain't paranoia a wonderful motivator?...
  2. Where do i sign?? I would quite fancy a cruise down the river after the afore mentioned fracas. Might be quite interesting.