Err..He Was Wearing an England Shirt

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Storeman Norman, Jun 13, 2006.

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  1. Interesting story from Sky. Mugger attempts to force boy to hand over mobile phone. Boy stands his ground, cracks the attempted mugger who then runs off. Two quotes in the story caught my eye:
    So that's going to be an easy one to identify then.

    And then this:
    So the innocent party, and a young lad to boot, who happened to break the mugger's nose during the attempted robbery can rest easy knowing the plod aren't going to do him.
  2. Are the numbers not usually on the back of the shirt :?
  3. So they'll be looking for a mugger with a broken nose who cant dress himself?
  4. The lineup for the identity parade was almost complete!


    Police believe the prime suspect is still on the run!

  5. England shirt and a balaclava, in a possible driving a ford escort with a spoiler in a possible drive by mugging?

    Me thinks a chav must have run out of minutes!
  6. Police said the man was wearing a red England away shirt with a number 6,7 or 8 on the front.

    Should have gone to Specsavers.
  7. [​IMG]

    They must have already have caught him, with a stripey suntan like that!!