Erotic Theory

#1
One of the most confusing things in life - especially if you've been knobbing someone for a few weeks - is deciding whether you are in love with them or merely fancy them. I have a two part theory that I believe sorts this conundrum right out. I reckon that a) you never set out to wank over the one you love but their face will invariably pop up during the vinegar strokes, and b) when you are in love (rather than in lust) with someone, the thought of their dirty socks ceases to revolt you. Good, eh?

*PS Got off to a poor start here - hope this helps to rectify things...
 

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#3
One of the most confusing things in life - especially if you've been knobbing someone for a few weeks - is deciding whether you are in love with them or merely fancy them. I have a two part theory that I believe sorts this conundrum right out. I reckon that a) you never set out to wank over the one you love but their face will invariably pop up during the vinegar strokes, and b) when you are in love (rather than in lust) with someone, the thought of their dirty socks ceases to revolt you. Good, eh?

*PS Got off to a poor start here - hope this helps to rectify things...
Leave the kids alone Mike.
 
#4
If only it were as simple
 
#6
Top marks for this thread. Someone told me it was a load of shite but I don't know what they were on about.
 
#13
Confirming my opinion that you are a right wanker.

What about us chaps who are left-handed.......??

..or even ambidexterous.... ambiexty.... of sod it.... two hand shaft jobbies...

Oh fluck it..... more meds please Nurse....
 
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