Erotic Scents

Although I can't understand why anyone would want to buy that....it would be funny to coat someone in a full bottle whilst they are in an alcohol induced slumber. Do they deliver?
 
Must be good it's censored here (Iran): دسترسي به اين سايت امکان پذير نمي باشد
 

Diago

Clanker
My Birds Vulva smells & tastes of what she's eaten, anything with Onions, garlic & asapragus gives it an unusual taste...yum
 
On the add the russian mafia like bloke is sitting sniffing the stuff out of the bottle. But next to him are a couple of topless honeys. Of course he can smell fanny, its sitting right next to him. Like putting a shell to your ear whilst on the beach and announcing that you can hear the sea! Your on the fecking beach or course you can smell fanny!

ooh err, pass me a kipper I fell all excited!

PS Thought the Vulva was the new small car from Vauxhall?
 

bovvy

LE
There's a sophisticated, classy, opulent, luxurious appearance to the website. :D

I fancy the product ain't cheap? :omfg:

I'm thinking it won't be the cheapest option to deter my puppy from putting his front paws on the toilet seat to get a sniff of my snatch. :roll:
 

Diago

Clanker
bovvy said:
There's a sophisticated, classy, opulent, luxurious appearance to the website. :D

I fancy the product ain't cheap? :omfg:

I'm thinking it won't be the cheapest option to deter my puppy from putting his front paws on the toilet seat to get a sniff of my snatch. :roll:

That statement has strangely given me the Horn... :wink:
 
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PrinceAlbert

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bovvy said:
I'm thinking it won't be the cheapest option to deter my puppy from putting his front paws on the toilet seat to get a sniff of my snatch. :roll:

Have you considered washing your fetid festering gut-locker once in a while??
 
bovvy said:
There's a sophisticated, classy, opulent, luxurious appearance to the website. :D

I fancy the product ain't cheap? :omfg:

I'm thinking it won't be the cheapest option to deter my puppy from putting his front paws on the toilet seat to get a sniff of my snatch. :roll:

Bovvy, given the fact that Mrs Willis is now well and truly off the scene. Is there any chance that I like your puppy could scamper up to the seat for a sniff?

Regards
BW
 
So do you put this stuff on to attract wenches? I don't see the point in it unless you want to attract blokes or lesbians.
 

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