Erotic Adverts

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bravo2nothing, Jan 26, 2009.

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  1. You got me all excited there

    Go and stand on the naughty step and think about your actions
  2. Beats the cadburys flake advert!
  3. Did you not watch the video? My God man - that would turn a 90 year old flacid cocktail sausage into a pork sword capable of striking down any woman.

    Look again!
  4. Have you seen the one where Rachel Stevens is carassing some cherries and going on about checking your balls? I don't care if it's about cancer, she makes me moist!
  5. Yes I saw it when it came out and have it filed for errmmmm reference
  6. I'm glad I saw this post. I always thought the advert was an NHS thing about Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Now I realise it was about the dangers of wearing tight underwear, if you are allergic to nylon. When does the football start?
  7. Rachel Stevens makes my toilet bits tingle!
  8. Moist? Moist? Are you sure?
    Are you a carpet muncher in diguise??

    If so have you any pictures of some girl-on-girl action . . . . .Ahem! In . err . . the interests of pictorial anatomy and physiology of course.
  9. I am an out and out lesbian, I only fancy women!

    Go onto if you want rug munching porn.
  10. $hit me, i must say that Kylie advert is fantastic! :D
  11. I hope a full Health and Safety assesment was done by Ms Minogue.
  12. It's rare that I suffer the sin of envy, but that mechanical bull is one lucky bastard. I wouldn't have been able to stand up, and I doubt the wife would either the next morning.