erm...

#6
the bloke in the back row has 3 bitches, what a player!

although he clearly spent most of his pocket money on the blonde
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#9
Damm you IT police, can't see the image.
 
#15
Yes.Because I'm the guy in the red shirt.I ticked the No Publicity box on the membership form as well.
You'd think having your picture taken with a blow up doll 'companion' would make you a loser but then someone comes along who not only has their picture taken with a blow up doll 'companion' and has a mobile clipped to his waist belt!
 
#16
I wonder if you could take a few "companions" on tour and start a Bastion Knocking Shoppe?

Realdoll, The World's finest Love Doll
i knew a bloke who bought himself a fake vag and got it sent out to him. it looked like a dolphins blow hole in a mickey D's milkshake cup and was frequently stolen by the band of brothers. i never really fancied it myself by that point i could masterbate just by staring at my cock and listening to the opening 5 seconds of "Erase and Rewind" by the Cardigans.
 
#18
i knew a bloke who bought himself a fake vag and got it sent out to him. it looked like a dolphins blow hole in a mickey D's milkshake cup and was frequently stolen by the band of brothers. i never really fancied it myself by that point i could masterbate just by staring at my cock and listening to the opening 5 seconds of "Erase and Rewind" by the Cardigans.
You familiar with dolphin blow holes? Does the name Fergus do anything for you?
 
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goatrutar

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#20
I had one of those. She was called Inflatey Katey. Then one fateful day I was going at it hammer and tongs, I bit her on the tit. She let out a terrible fart and flew out the window,never to be seen again...
 

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