erm....are these the people you want watching your back??

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Quite old but....



This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a U.S. naval ship with the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. The Chief of Naval Operations on October 10th 1995 released the radio conversation.
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Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS ACCOMPANY US. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
 
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I heard Starbucks do not support the troops too...
 
#5
Last time I read that drivel, it was a lighthouse in Ireland.
 
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broken_man said:
Is it right that if you do 22 years as a Trooper you get an RSM's pension?
no broken man...you get the same as a Colonel

I was told of this fact on here...so it is 100% gen.
 
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I heard that if your on a bed with another bloke asleep but with one foot on the floor and your woken by your RSM you can smack him in the face and get away with it. And grow a beard at the same time if your on leave whilst firing the battery commanders dog out of a big gun. Just after you shagged your own daughter in the guard room in the dark after the lads have been through her. This being after you watched the Dear John video which cuts to the lads on the rear party hanging out of you missus's rear end
 
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mgmidget said:
I heard that if your on a bed with another bloke asleep but with one foot on the floor and your woken by your RSM you can smack him in the face and get away with it. And grow a beard at the same time if your on leave whilst firing the battery commanders dog out of a big gun. Just after you shagged your own daughter in the guard room in the dark after the lads have been through her. This being after you watched the Dear John video which cuts to the lads on the rear party hanging out of you missus's rear end

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Lower_Jumper said:
They discovered that story carved on a tomb wall in Egypt.
I had heard it was a trireme bringing Julius Caesar to Alexandria fussed that Pharos light-house wouldn't change its course. :p
 
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vampireuk said:
I heard Starbucks do not support the troops too...
Thats bollox too - like McDonald's giving cash to the IRA. Its another of those " I knew this mate right, that...." myths
Stripper and the Batman suit?
Crapping in the drawer of a bird who stole your wallet?
 
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mgmidget said:
I heard that if your on a bed with another bloke asleep but with one foot on the floor and your woken by your RSM you can smack him in the face and get away with it. And grow a beard at the same time if your on leave whilst firing the battery commanders dog out of a big gun. Just after you shagged your own daughter in the guard room in the dark after the lads have been through her. This being after you watched the Dear John video which cuts to the lads on the rear party hanging out of you missus's rear end
Yeah I heard the from my brother's mate's uncle's grandmothers best friends cousins rapist. So its definitely true.
 
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It’s true I tells ya

That pilot told me

The same bloke who told all the wimmin on the plane that they where ugly again when they where landing at Brize :wink:
 
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