Good time to remind everyone Joyce had a 17 year old girlfriend when he was 49
I'm completely ashamed of what Eric and I did... I can't bear to read Lolita now: Teen lover of headbutt MP Joyce reveals his 'clumsy and surreal' attempts at seduction
Meg Lauder was 17 when she was seduced by the MP. Her account of their affair reveals a man whose problems loomed larger than any his constituents might bring him.