Eric Joyce - The gift that keeps on giving.....

Euclid

War Hero
If that RLC Capt was in the Cdo Logs Regt, no one would have given a shit. I remember seeing them pouring beer down the crack of someone's arrse while another willing participant lay underneath the exposed hairy hoop with an open mouth to receive the beer. No one batted an eyelid.
And why would they? Sounds not unreasonable to me, but thankfully when I was of that age we didn’t have camera phones and we didn’t have social meedja. And fortunately the a/adjt hadn’t heard of #metoo (the saucy mare).
 
Isn't this the sort of thing that the Mess Webley and the complimentary bottle of whisky is designed for. I know he has been out for a while but surely he can be invited to one last guest night for old times sake.

Get him pissed first, give him some hints (its better than all that man love in prison etc) and before he gets to the punchy stage, lock him in the room with Webley and bottle.

Just don't ask him to do the 'honourable thing'.

Of course he could be looking forward to all the impending future man love.
 
Was that the officer and a lady who was flashing her gash in 'Mayfair' Magazine. The squaddies favourite **** mag of the seventies and eighties?
No idea about that, and I doubt that it is true, she would have been too young in the 70's for starters.

She was one of my tutors on EPC ( A ) subsequently splashed all over the Sun under the banners of Captain Crumpet and ( I think ) Action Jackson.
 
No idea about that, and I doubt that it is true, she would have been too young in the 70's for starters.

She was one of my tutors on EPC ( A ) subsequently splashed all over the Sun under the banners of Captain Crumpet and ( I think ) Action Jackson.
Thats right I remember her now. The Mayfair girl was Captain Roberta someone. I am sure some old Arrser remembers the name. I think she could have been R Sigs.
 
Thats right I remember her now. The Mayfair girl was Captain Roberta someone. I am sure some old Arrser remembers the name. I think she could have been R Sigs.
Platt Higgins IIRC
 
Difficult to find the details of "Captain Crumpet" because you only get vague returns like this


That said what ever the rights and wrongs of Captain Crumpet getting men standing to attention it did involve consenting adults, not something you can say about Eric Joyce favourite porn film. A 12 month baby ? FFS

Looking through Joyce history as an MP he seems to enjoy assaulting people. Stick him a prison full of convicted groomers call Jamal and Mohammed and let's see how tough he really is
 

TamH70

MIA
Thats right I remember her now. The Mayfair girl was Captain Roberta someone. I am sure some old Arrser remembers the name. I think she could have been R Sigs.
Her name was Roberta Platt Higgins, R Sigs-attached WRAC. According to this old ARRSE thread, she was a lieutenant.


Amazon listing for magazine here:


PDF file of a magazine featuring her for sale here:


London Gazette extract showing her full name and date of entry:

 
Rugby eh? And they say footballers are queer.
To quote some 5AB worthy from back in the day when the Airborne triangle was a thing: "you're only gay, if you push back"
 
Isn't this the sort of thing that the Mess Webley and the complimentary bottle of whisky is designed for. I know he has been out for a while but surely he can be invited to one last guest night for old times sake.

Get him pissed first, give him some hints (its better than all that man love in prison etc) and before he gets to the punchy stage, lock him in the room with Webley and bottle.

Just don't ask him to do the 'honourable thing'.

Of course he could be looking forward to all the impending future man love.
Mess?
Don't the RLC just have a vending machine in a TV room?

Whisky? WKD more likely
 

Euclid

War Hero
I recall a court martial and conviction of a Royal Signals Major in the nineties for actual noncing. A school friend of his daughter or something.
 
Yeah it's the Daily Mail so has no sympathy for any ex Labour MP but this article really enjoys sticking the knife in


But we are talking someone who likes to crack one off to babies being raped so even if Joyce was used for vivisection he'd still be treated with a mercy he doesn't deserve
 
Oh, I didn't realise that he was 'walking out' with the appalling India Knight - one of the journos in the Sunday Times whose articles I habitually skip.
 

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