Eric Joyce - Peeeenarse of the year

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bitterandtwisted, Jul 31, 2012.

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  1. I'm shocked! He's an MP and the law DOES apply to him.

    No wonder the country is going down the drain, when MPs are seen NOT to get away with it.
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  2. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    I understood that . nice one
  3. What a surprise, a Labour MP lieing. (where is that sarcasm smiley?)
  4. Eric's heading for a meltdown. He gave a rambling, and presumably pissed, interview a while ago where he described how much he likes fighting. I wouldn't bet against him ending up in prison before the next general election. Has anybody got him in the dead pool?
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  5. From what I've read, a fairly embarrassing suicide attempt may ensue. I'm predicting sleeping pills rather than slashing up.
  6. Unless of course he stops thinking with his cock.

    Current book A spell in the Priory 2/1
    Hurried trip to A&E Evens
    Choked on own Vomit 5/2
  7. Is there an offense of being drunk in charge of an electronic tag?

    Bit pointless cutting it off to avoid bad publicity and what sort of big Jesse of a Scotsman respects anyone without a conviction for violence? Putting the heid into their Tory colleagues and then waving about the resulting tag for the cameras might even be a sound electoral policy.
  8. Then again in his part of the world, the neds that can actually read and write would vote for anyone with a Labour Rossette on so he will probably get in again, on the basis of " hes aff his heid , the mad rocket , so ah wull vote for him"
  9. If Robert Carlyle stood as Begbie on a "Who glassed yon lassie an I'm no a buftie" tickethe'd be swept to power in Holyrood.