Er... anyone date Cat Lovers?

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  1. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  2. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    looks okay, quite happy to stroke her pussy
  3. Well, I'd like to get to know her pussy
  4. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Jesus... Reminds me of Bedazzled where Liz Hurley makes Elliot so emotionally sensetive he is mentally disabled. I like cats. I like cats more than 95% of the human beings I have ever met (I like dogs as well but probably only more than 93% of the humans I have ever met). But by GOD the sheer insipid moronicism (if thats not a word it should be) of the woman. And her voice FFS!!! If Peter Sutcliffe applied a ball pein to her bonce he'd deserve time off for good behavior
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  5. She may claim to love cats but you can be sure she's not adverse to popping the odd bunny into a large pot of boiling water.
  6. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Somebody's in love, ... er lust, .... er just go for it mate :lol:
  7. HHH

    HHH LE

    Never mind cats, I'd like to see her puppies!!
  8. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Id rather jump out of a perfectly servicable plane without a parachute and land anus first on the spire of St Elphin church if its all the same to you. Wanking with sandpaper is probably less painful in the long run.
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  9. I would happily grasp her 'cat' fist first from the inside and drag it out, hopefully in the event that she looks down and see's the disembowelment sat before.

    A true mucker would be there to a, scoop up and reinsert, b, offer to fry for breakfast.

    My personal preference would be raw with lava beans and Chianti!
  10. Which one of you fuckers posted this lmao

    E-Harmony Subscription: $30

    Cat: $200

    Woman getting emotional about pussy? PRICELESS.

    I find this difficult to masturbate to.
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  11. What are you trying to say? Was she reading an autocue?

    (I should talk, it just took me three attempts to add that question mark. Fucking long weekends, they're a flaw in the fabric of time and space)
  12. It sounds better on mute, and yeah, I'd like to stroke her pussy and see her puppies....
  13. I've dated a cat lover and a dog lover...generally I prefer someone who wants to have sex with a human as opposed to an animal.
  14. A bit of notice on this please, I can film it with works cctv.