Er... anyone date Cat Lovers?

Grumblegrunt

LE
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#2
looks okay, quite happy to stroke her pussy
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
Jesus... Reminds me of Bedazzled where Liz Hurley makes Elliot so emotionally sensetive he is mentally disabled. I like cats. I like cats more than 95% of the human beings I have ever met (I like dogs as well but probably only more than 93% of the humans I have ever met). But by GOD the sheer insipid moronicism (if thats not a word it should be) of the woman. And her voice FFS!!! If Peter Sutcliffe applied a ball pein to her bonce he'd deserve time off for good behavior
 
#5
She may claim to love cats but you can be sure she's not adverse to popping the odd bunny into a large pot of boiling water.
 

rampant

LE
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#6
Jesus... Reminds me of Bedazzled where Liz Hurley makes Elliot so emotionally sensetive he is mentally disabled. I like cats. I like cats more than 95% of the human beings I have ever met (I like dogs as well but probably only more than 93% of the humans I have ever met). But by GOD the sheer insipid moronicism (if thats not a word it should be) of the woman. And her voice FFS!!! If Peter Sutcliffe applied a ball pein to her bonce he'd deserve time off for good behavior
Somebody's in love, ... er lust, .... er just go for it mate :lol:
 
#7
Never mind cats, I'd like to see her puppies!!
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
Somebody's in love, ... er lust, .... er just go for it mate :lol:
Id rather jump out of a perfectly servicable plane without a parachute and land anus first on the spire of St Elphin church if its all the same to you. Wanking with sandpaper is probably less painful in the long run.
 
#10
I would happily grasp her 'cat' fist first from the inside and drag it out, hopefully in the event that she looks down and see's the disembowelment sat before.

A true mucker would be there to a, scoop up and reinsert, b, offer to fry for breakfast.

My personal preference would be raw with lava beans and Chianti!
 
#11
Which one of you fuckers posted this lmao

E-Harmony Subscription: $30

Cat: $200

Woman getting emotional about pussy? PRICELESS.

I find this difficult to masturbate to.
 
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Mark The Convict

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#12
Id rather jump out of a perfectly servicable plane without a parachute and land anus first on the spire of St Elphin church if its all the same to you. Wanking with sandpaper is probably less painful in the long run.
What are you trying to say? Was she reading an autocue?

(I should talk, it just took me three attempts to add that question mark. Fucking long weekends, they're a flaw in the fabric of time and space)
 
#15
Id rather jump out of a perfectly servicable plane without a parachute and land anus first on the spire of St Elphin church if its all the same to you. Wanking with sandpaper is probably less painful in the long run.
A bit of notice on this please, I can film it with works cctv.
 
#17
'Kin Hell, that's one seriously unhinged bitch. I'd still lick Marmite off her face though, I'd just have to ball gag her and maybe strangle her semi conscious a little beforehand.
 
#18
Imagine the first date: "Well it's very simple really. Either i smash your back doors in or tiddles ends up face down in a bucket of water!" Think it's called a win / win situation. Fucking hate cats -.-
 
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Mark The Convict

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#19
She adjusted her tits @ 18 seconds. Did it get any better? Her little-girl voice prompted a disturbing and possibly illegal physical reaction, so I had to hit it with a steel ruler. Fuckin' hurt.
 
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Boozy

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#20
almost definitely just a crap viral vid - no silly bitch can be that dumb/over emotional and then actually upload it onto the web.

I once found myself out with a man who owned a cat...went back to his and it was all he would talk about... timmi this and timmi that ...he even told me he had written to whiskas or some other cat company and sent them a picture of his cat because he thought it looked so good it should be in adverts.

I don't hate cats but I don't love them either and I could see that there was only room for one little lady in this guys life. So no second date for him!

Now if a guy tells me he lives alone with his cat it sets alarm bells off and I abort any chatting up I'm doing no matter how good looking the fella!
 

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