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#1
Call me all the politically incorrect bastards you like, but may i ask: What the fcuk is this mlar cnut doing at the helm of a search and rescue helicopter?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...chopper-pilot-is-undergoing-a-sex-change.html

An RAF spokesman said it would not comment on personal medical matters, but added: "The Armed Forces are an equal opportunities employer and welcome diversity."
Considering budding recruits to the army such as myself, can be deferred for the smallest of issues. I'd say "Ayla" has some major fcuking issues of its own.
 
#2
ABZ_Dave said:
Call me all the politically incorrect bastards you like, but may i ask: What the fcuk is this mlar cnut doing at the helm of a search and rescue helicopter?
I'd hazard a wild guess at 'flying'!!
 
#4
verticalgyro said:
I don't see what the problem is.

If a man wants to have his c-ock surgically removed and an artificial vagina installed instead, what the fuck does it have to do with you? I bet £10 he/she/it is a better helicopter pilot than you'll ever be, and I also bet you that Ian/Ayla would be more of a laugh to go out on the lash with than a humourless b-astard like you.
Ian/Ayla...is that you?
 
#5
^^ what he said!! Do you need a knob to fly a chopper? Flashy would have us believe you need a large one, but I'm not so sure!! Leave him/her be!
 
#6
verticalgyro said:
Rufus-T-Firefly said:
verticalgyro said:
I don't see what the problem is.

If a man wants to have his c-ock surgically removed and an artificial vagina installed instead, what the fuck does it have to do with you? I bet £10 he/she/it is a better helicopter pilot than you'll ever be, and I also bet you that Ian/Ayla would be more of a laugh to go out on the lash with than a humourless b-astard like you.
Ian/Ayla...is that you?
Why? Do you want to come and have a fiddle with my Frankenfanny?
No, but I'm sure you've got somebody lined up in the event of a knock back.
 
#7
ABZ_Dave said:
Considering budding recruits to the army such as myself, can be deferred for the smallest of issues
Do you think referring to yourself as a budding Army recruit helps your authority when you're criticising a qualified, successful helicopter pilot?
 
#10
I'm booked in for a complete gender reassignment job on the 21st of next month, I'm not particularly enamoured with the thought of becoming a filthy abomination but if I get the chance to stand outside 'Leg's' house flashing my shiny new man vag ill cream and empty my polyester surgical knickers of sludge quicker than a slide full of bubbles in Pat Sharpe's Fun House .....
 
#12
what i dont understand is how these sick deranged wierdos spend thousands of pounds to change to what they feel they are!

isnt it quicker to shoot yourself and end all the pain now!!

imagine finding a bloke and having to tell him that hes been using ky jelly for a reason!!!!

your dead when that happens so just avoid all the rolloxs and top yourself .

besides they are hard to spot these days if you have the right money!
 
#14
Juan_Ramirez_III said:
I'm booked in for a complete gender reassignment job on the 21st of next month, I'm not particularly enamoured with the thought of becoming a filthy abomination but if I get the chance to stand outside 'Leg's' house flashing my shiny new man vag ill cream and empty my polyester surgical knickers of sludge quicker than a slide full of bubbles in Pat Sharpe's Fun House .....
Fantarta. I'm not one for a bit of fish, but if you had that lot done, I'd be more than happy to touch you where you wee from.
 
#15
ABZ_Dave said:
Call me all the politically incorrect bastards you like, but may i ask: What the fcuk is this mlar cnut doing at the helm of a search and rescue helicopter?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...chopper-pilot-is-undergoing-a-sex-change.html

An RAF spokesman said it would not comment on personal medical matters, but added: "The Armed Forces are an equal opportunities employer and welcome diversity."
Considering budding recruits to the army such as myself, can be deferred for the smallest of issues. I'd say "Ayla" has some major fcuking issues of its own.
I'm with you big Dave so don't let these limp wristed liberal bummer appeasers grind you down. There's no way I'd let that abomination rescue me from the perfect storm! Just think of what he/she/it would do to you once you were safely tucked away in a helicopter flying at speed towards desperately needed medical care. And my mate (and he knows coz he got a D at A Level in Biology) says you can catch Gay from the pilot because of the hydrostatic rotational field present in helicopters when they fly over the sea.
 
#17
Aunty Stella said:
Couldn't give a flying fcuk as long as it doesn't go on about it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Given that he's already doing a drag act for The Sun and posing for 'chopper' themed photos, what do you think are the chances that he'll stop talking about it for more than five minutes?

I used work with an attention seeking tranny. It was an absolute nightmare. I can't imagine what it would be like having to live in a wardroom with one. I bet he'll get a table to himself at meal times.

Don't you need permission from MoD to appear in the papers?
 
#18
Q. Is he/she good at his/her job?

A. Yes

Q. Does he/she turn up for work on time sober and free of non prescription meds?

A. Yes

QED. Why the fcuk do I care if he/she wears a frock??
 
#20
Rufus-T-Firefly said:
Purely out of interest, how do you know the answers to those questions? Or are you just speculating in the hope that you might get a date?
because I can read????

Continued employment in his/her current position suggests that the above answers would be correct don't you think?

However, I was applying that to whether I would continue to employ someone in a similar position and my only interests therefore in their otherwise private life

why??? are you offering???
 
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