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EOD Vehicle

#1
I am puzzled as to why an EOD vehicle (white van blue lights, mil reg) would have spent the last 3 days sat outside my daughters flat in Upper Rissington, Gloucestershire? Has absolutely nothing to do with me so expect incoming, but am inquisitive?
 
#9
I am puzzled as to why an EOD vehicle (white van blue lights, mil reg) would have spent the last 3 days sat outside my daughters flat in Upper Rissington, Gloucestershire? Has absolutely nothing to do with me so expect incoming, but am inquisitive?
Phone up your daughter and ask is she getting enough bangs for her bucks.
 
#10
You need to find out if it has one of the following

Royal Navy - She is safe they are banging each other or the cat
Royal Airforce - They are borrowing her hair care products
RLC - They are eating all the food in her house
RE - She is getting screwed all over the house, the beer has been drunk and anything worth having is in the back of the van.
 
#11
It's an elaborate covert operation by Gloucester Constabulary. They're actually trying to capture the lady's father in relation to child pornograpy accusations.

Run Forrest run!
 

walkyrie

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#13
Wikipedia by way of google says there's an RAF base nearby ( RAF Little Rissington - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ) which provides any number of possible mundane explanations. I googled "upper rissington bomb" which means I am likely now on countless Government watch lists.

However this is the best and most likely explanation:

RE - She is getting screwed all over the house, the beer has been drunk and anything worth having is in the back of the van.
 
#14
I am puzzled as to why an EOD vehicle (white van blue lights, mil reg) would have spent the last 3 days sat outside my daughters flat in Upper Rissington, Gloucestershire? Has absolutely nothing to do with me so expect incoming, but am inquisitive?
Here is what you do next. Buy a couple of bangers and go and set them off near the van.
 
#16
You need to find out if it has one of the following

Royal Navy - It's not them, it's dry land.
Royal Airforce - It's not them, it's probably not a nice simple friendly forces device. And it's raining.
RLC - Most likely these guys. Even if it's been fucked with and turned into the most complex IED ever seen they'll have a go, so she's safe there. Additionally, at least your daughter will get satisfied properly if she is getting nailed. All the others have small cocks you see.
RE - If it IS these fellas, they're probably spending too long trying to engage her in boring chat about how they are real bomb disposal officers. "Honest love, we are". So again she's safe. Probably asleep too.
Fixed that for you. ;)
 
#17
I am puzzled as to why an EOD vehicle (white van blue lights, mil reg) would have spent the last 3 days sat outside my daughters flat in Upper Rissington, Gloucestershire? Has absolutely nothing to do with me so expect incoming, but am inquisitive?
Dont worry her and Maddies are perfectly safe......Or so I am errr toldJust leave the money where you were told
 
#18
There should be a small sign on the back of the vehicle saying "How am I doing?". Try ringing the accompanying telephone number.
There should be a small sign on the back of the vehicle saying "How am I doing?". Try ringing the accompanying telephone number.
Not on those vans there won't be.

There should be no reason why the vehicle is parked there. Whilst it may be acceptable to pop home for a quick brew or to square away some admin it is not acceptable to leave it there all hours.

I'm surprised someone has got away with it to be honest, is it a current EOD vehicle (DAF LF) or the old type (DAF 45), which some sado may have got hold of.

If it is a DAF LF is it double doors at the back (EOD version), or a single door (ECM version).

If it's an EOD version don't worry its only carrying explosives.

If it's an ECM version don't worry it's only carrying kit classified SECRET UK EYES A.
 
#19
Not on those vans there won't be.

There should be no reason why the vehicle is parked there. Whilst it may be acceptable to pop home for a quick brew or to square away some admin it is not acceptable to leave it there all hours.

I'm surprised someone has got away with it to be honest, is it a current EOD vehicle (DAF LF) or the old type (DAF 45), which some sado may have got hold of.

If it is a DAF LF is it double doors at the back (EOD version), or a single door (ECM version).

If it's an EOD version don't worry its only carrying explosives.

If it's an ECM version don't worry it's only carrying kit classified SECRET UK EYES A.
Thanks for the only sensible answer, think its a DAF LF, has military plates, crew in the wagon in civvies or are civvies, may be worthy of note that Ashchurch is 20 miles away? They may be road testing the ability to sit in the wagon for 3 days!
 
#20
Thanks for the only sensible answer, think its a DAF LF, has military plates, crew in the wagon in civvies or are civvies, may be worthy of note that Ashchurch is 20 miles away? They may be road testing the ability to sit in the wagon for 3 days!
Are you genuinely housebound or a gentleman of a very timid nature?

Ask the vehicle occupants what the **** they're doing instead of trying clairvoyance.
 

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