Last night on Radio 5, some hippy dope smoking eco warrior stated that families in the UK should be limited to 2 children per family to "help save the planet". I have a better idea. Every eco warrior, animal rights protesters and the like should gather in one big field and commit mass suicide. That way, they would be helping the planet by not consuming any more carbon fuels, they wont have a carbon footprint, and their bodies can be turned into compost - everyones a winner!! Thoughts?