With television being saturated with absolute crap, reality shows and god awful talk shows hosted by those of a different sexual persuasion, who are going to hell no matter which religion they may belong to. (Oh eck!) I've been thinking wouldn't it be brilliant to have a show inspired by the Top Gear caravan trashing scenes. If we can put together a one hour show of pikey caravans getting trashed, crushed and burnt out (preferably with the buggers locked inside) as a pilot we could get this commissioned as a pay per view event. A portion of the proceeds would go towards funding ARRSE so we can make fun of Jarrod again. Now gentlemen. Ideas for disposing of the cretins in a humorous and entertaining way, please keep swearing to a minimum as I'm aiming for before the watershed.