Enterprising Farmer Stopped From Producing Portable Gallows

selling gallows for tens of thousands of pounds apiece
HOW MUCH!! What happened to the old relatively cheap grenade in pocket method or lining three up and using one high powered rifle bullet, what country is actually buying these??
Well if you hung six together you could play a full range of chords, or if you were feeling in a bit of "Summer of Love Mood" you could go for the twelve string acoustic option.

The pigs would be useful for disposing of the remains however.
Quote;A spokesman for the Department of Trade and Industry said yesterday's change in law prohibited the import and export of any goods which could be used for capital punishment, torture or degrading treatment or punishment within the EU . Endquote;
This could play havoc with Britains arms trade.

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Warrior_Poet said:
The pigs would be useful for disposing of the remains however.
You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the site of a chopped-up body would look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victems and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sifting through pigbleep, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be warry of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. :D

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