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Enid and Fred are both residents in the same old folk's home and have become friends over afternoon tea dances.One day while dancing Enid remarks that she hasn't had sex since the death of her husband 15 years before. Fred volunteers that his sexlife has also been somewhat arid since the death of his wife 10 years previously. One thing leads to another and Enid invites Fred to her room. While disrobing Enid says "before we go any further I think I ought to tell you that I have acute angina", Fred responds "well that's lucky 'cos you've got 'orrible tits."

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