English World Cup Fans Drinking Germany Dry!

#1
This from a sports radio talk show host on this side of the pond:

I know this may come as a huge surprise to you, but the English soccer fans are attempting to drink Germany dry before the end of the World Cup.

According to one study, the average English soccer fan consumes 17 pints each. Local breweries are even issuing warnings about running out of suds before the final at the current rate of consumption.

A city official Peter Murrman is impressed saying, “the English proved themselves world champs. They practically drank us dry.”

A local bartender says he has never seen anything like it. “Never have I seen so many drink so much in such little time.” Hermann Murr, bartender in Nuremberg said, “It really isn’t that hard to figure out their motivation if you think about it. It is not that far of a trip. The English can get to Germany easily, so they have a large number of fans. Their team has advanced into the round of 8, so they are plenty of reasons to celebrate. And the most important reason of them all, its soccer.”
I also heard that lack of public toilets is forcing fans to urinate outdoors, making the ground so saturated with urine that trees and plants are dying and local wells are being polluted.

You are awesome! I wanna party with you guys!

:D

BTW...sorry about that Budweiser sponsoring the World Cup thing. I agree with you...Bud is pish.
 
#2
I think its a disgrace, a similar amount of squaddies would have drank the entire continent dry by now. Our civilian counterparts in the 1st battalion The ASBO Regiment are letting the side down somewhat! Shame on them for their slovenly attitude towards quaffing!!
 
#4
shandy swilling southern poofs
 
#8
The_Cynic_Clinic said:
17 pints each?

Are they rationing the stuff or what! :?
I know a lot of people based in Germany are taking their own crates along with them, due to the nature of the bars not keeping up with the flow. Then again if the bars where run by the NAAFI they would have ran out of stock on day one. :p
 
#9
Gyran_Tol said:
The_Cynic_Clinic said:
17 pints each?

Are they rationing the stuff or what! :?
I know a lot of people based in Germany are taking their own crates along with them, due to the nature of the bars not keeping up with the flow. Then again if the bars where run by the NAAFI they would have ran out of stock on day one. :p
Fair point, I hope (Like Warrior Poet mentioned) that they took their own emergency supply for long bar queues.
 
#10
AubreyGerrard said:
A local bartender says he has never seen anything like it. “Never have I seen so many drink so much in such little time.”
That sounds very Churchillian! :D :D :D

MsG
 
#11
Good Drills lads...keep it up!

If it was the Rugby World Cup though the continent would have been dry by about day 2.
 
#12
Xplosiverab said:
Good Drills lads...keep it up!

If it was the Rugby World Cup though the continent would have been dry by about day 2.
The only European country to take part in the Rugby World Cup is (as far as I know) France! And their beer is, to put it mildly, pants!
However, I did once partake of a Froggy beer that had an intruiging "Hauch" of whisky about it. Apparently it's stored in barrels that were formerly used for whisky.

I tried a bottle in a place called "Ne pourqois pas", which is somewhere between Bordeaux and the coast. For the life of me, I can't remember what that beer's called!

MsG

Edited to add: Na, luege mal! Da han i' iinere Schnappszahl erreicht! :D :D :D
 
#14
Bugsy7 said:
Xplosiverab said:
Good Drills lads...keep it up!

If it was the Rugby World Cup though the continent would have been dry by about day 2.
The only European country to take part in the Rugby World Cup is (as far as I know) France! And their beer is, to put it mildly, pants!
However, I did once partake of a Froggy beer that had an intruiging "Hauch" of whisky about it. Apparently it's stored in barrels that were formerly used for whisky.

I tried a bottle in a place called "Ne pourqois pas", which is somewhere between Bordeaux and the coast. For the life of me, I can't remember what that beer's called!

MsG

Edited to add: Na, luege mal! Da han i' iinere Schnappszahl erreicht! :D :D :D
I was out there a little while ago, and I found the French Lager slightly stronger than what we find in England.

I wasn't in a very good state after.
 
#19
The_Cynic_Clinic said:
Gyran_Tol said:
The_Cynic_Clinic said:
17 pints each?

Are they rationing the stuff or what! :?
I know a lot of people based in Germany are taking their own crates along with them, due to the nature of the bars not keeping up with the flow. Then again if the bars where run by the NAAFI they would have ran out of stock on day one. :p
Fair point, I hope (Like Warrior Poet mentioned) that they took their own emergency supply for long bar queues.
Couple'e 4 tonner's will do the trick nicely.And as it's the British Forces,better organised!! :p
Beer,340 Cases of ?...CHECK!
Barbie's,Portable,2 of ?....CHECK!
Bratties,2 cases of ?...CHECK!
Wash kit,1 of ?...CHECK!
 

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