At this moment in history, remembering the sacred bond between ourselves and the mother country, tested in times of peace and war, of times spent when the commonwealth stood alone against the Nazi juggernaut, in this day and age when British and Australian troops again stand shoulder to shoulder to fight the common menace, the bonds of sportsmanship are all important.
Having said that, STICK YOUR FCUKIN ASHES UP YOUR ARRSE, YOU PACK OF BARSTEWARDS. AAAAGGHHHH I WANT TO DIE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! WAAAAAH I WANT MY MUM!!
Smart arrse cnuts!