English lesson

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This is the best, most interesting English lesson I have had to date.

Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters.

Do you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car".

And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate".

Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit- grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking twats and take those other towel-head, hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-shagging, raggedy-ass bastards with you."

How weird is that ? ? ? ?
 
If i take some of the letters from this joke i can spell shite

A bit grouchy for your 5th post on Arrse...

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If you reverse the letters of the president of Zimbabwe's name, it spells
E Ba Gum Trebor!

I'll get me coat now.......
 
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lumpy2

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If you reverse the letters of the president of Zimbabwe's name, it spells
E Ba Gum Trebor!

I'll get me coat now.......

Ha. That's nothing. The name of the late Rev Ndabaningi Sithole is an anagram of I sing in a hotel band

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These used to appear regularly in Private Eye. Not exactly topical, but I remember

Margaret Thatcher = That Great Charmer
Cecil Parkinson = Lock Penis In Car

and my favourite: Nicholas Ridley = Nice Shy Old Liar
 
These used to appear regularly in Private Eye. Not exactly topical, but I remember

Margaret Thatcher = That Great Charmer
Cecil Parkinson = Lock Penis In Car

and my favourite: Nicholas Ridley = Nice Shy Old Liar
Virginia Bottomley was a minister in Maggie's cabinet. Her name is an anagram of 'I'm an evil tory bigot'.
 
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