English lesson

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by genuine_exscaley, Mar 24, 2011.

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  1. I've got a girlfriend who doesn't speak too much English. She wanted me to explain the difference between "small" and "short".
    I explained but she was still confused.
    We went to bed later, and had sex.
    Suddenly she sat bolt upright and shouted "I understand! It's too small and it was too short!"
     
  2. hahahahaha
     
  3. Hahahoohooohahahoooohooohahoohahooo......hahaha.................hoo