English Language

#1
New Telephone Greeting:



Wouldn't it be fcuking great, if this caught on, all over the English speaking world?

'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO GREAT BRITAIN/CANADA/USA etc.

'Press '1' if you speak English.'

'Press ''2'' to disconnect and fcuck off until you can

Ubique
 
#2
Wouldn't it be great if it caught on in the non-English speaking world as well?

"Fcuk off, Senor. Eef you wan' egg and bloddy cheeps, you should 'ave stai-ed een Scunthorpe!"
 

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