English Language

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gunner_REMF, Feb 27, 2008.

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  1. New Telephone Greeting:



    Wouldn't it be fcuking great, if this caught on, all over the English speaking world?

    'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO GREAT BRITAIN/CANADA/USA etc.

    'Press '1' if you speak English.'

    'Press ''2'' to disconnect and fcuck off until you can

    Ubique
     
  2. Wouldn't it be great if it caught on in the non-English speaking world as well?

    "Fcuk off, Senor. Eef you wan' egg and bloddy cheeps, you should 'ave stai-ed een Scunthorpe!"
     
  3. Press 1 for English speaking
    Hold for other languages.

    Waits 30 secs then a voice says "can your phone do this??"
    Then hangs up!!!
     
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