"Why are you taking so long to-night?" asked her ladyship. "Sorry Im trying, desperately dahling", he said, "but I cant think of anyone. _______________ Why do British Bulldogs have flat faces? From chasing parked cars. _______________ "I say old boy, who is Fonsonby talking to? "Hes talking to himself" "Then why is he shouting?" "Hes deaf" ________________ Legend has it that there was once an English nymphomaniac who had to have it every six months.