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English Gents....

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"Why are you taking so long to-night?" asked her ladyship.
"Sorry I’m trying, desperately dahling", he said, "but I can’t think of anyone.
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Why do British Bulldogs have flat faces?
From chasing parked cars.
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"I say old boy, who is Fonsonby talking to?
"He’s talking to himself"
"Then why is he shouting?"
"He’s deaf"
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Legend has it that there was once an English nymphomaniac who had to have it every six months.
 

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