English Gents....

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  1. "Why are you taking so long to-night?" asked her ladyship.
    "Sorry I’m trying, desperately dahling", he said, "but I can’t think of anyone.
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    Why do British Bulldogs have flat faces?
    From chasing parked cars.
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    "I say old boy, who is Fonsonby talking to?
    "He’s talking to himself"
    "Then why is he shouting?"
    "He’s deaf"
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    Legend has it that there was once an English nymphomaniac who had to have it every six months.
     
  2. Vinnie Groans......
     
  3. I swear your the dullest cunt ever to walk this earth.
     
  4. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    I knew a girl like that once.