English Boy Is Team Mascot - For Germany

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  2. Rag and bone men still working in Geordie land.Big meeting of them in Appleby about now,with horse racing in street and other high jinks!
  3. They are a much respected breed up North, collecting scrap metal etc and recycling it .... Of course the technical term is Taking without consent or Grand Theft Auto.

    I hope the mascot runs out with an England shirt on and sticks one on Klinsman!!!
  4. Rag and bone men thats a good one for the coppers!
  5. Only if you're a spam....
  6. I didn't wanna lose anything in translation!
  7. He should sing this to the Hun:

    1-0 down,
    5-1 up,
    two world wars, and one world cup,
    with a knick-nack paddy-wack,
    give a dog a bone,
    all you germans fcuk off home!

    So who is the team mascot for England some kid from Germany or something?
  8. Any old Eisen?
  9. Moffatt und Sohn?
  10. Going to sound a bit odd singing that in Dortmund or Berlin :p

    Something seems a bit off about that report. Only 22 kids worldwide? McDs have been running this campaign everywhere and it is supposed to be one kid per player for each team for every game. Something like 1400 kids required.
  11. Its a paedo ring run by McDonalds!!!!!!

    Oh my god, are the Belgians involved??????
  12. OK, to all those Sausage-side: you have two days to find him and teach him how to goose step a la John Cleese in Fawlty Towers. Crack on.
  14. Apparently they didn't tick the box that said that they would only want to be a mascot for England.
  15. Isnt our teams mascot some kid from russia and scotland who supports the ukraine or similar gimp-ness?