England's independence

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  1. England ejects Scotland/NI but keeps Wales

  2. England ejects NI but keeps Scotland/Wales

  3. England ejects Wales but keeps Scotland/NI

  4. England ejects Wales and Scotland but keeps NI

  5. England Ejects all of them, England for the English

  1. should we bin the Uk or retain it ?

    are the smaller countries biting the hands that feed it ?

    do you feel England should disassociate itself from the Scottish land grab policies and seal the border ?

    keep wales ?

    the choices is yours !
  2. 1 - you're already safe from the land grab as the Scottish legal system is seperate from the rest. Unless BLiar starts to think it's s good idea!

    2 - the daft bugge*s are already feeling the squeeze - anybody else want to waste half a billion pounds on an ugly, uninspiring glorified office block? Not to mention god-knows how much on yet another layer of un-necessary bureaucracy!
  3. We should do as Israel has done and build a Fence, 50ft High across the boarders between Wales/England Scotchland( :lol: )/England on second thoughts you could include Manchester/Geordieland and ring Birmingham while we at it.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. Oh and don't let any ANTIPODIAN rugby refs anywhere near this country, cnuts the lot of them....
  5. Cut them all adrift and don't let them into parliament.
  6. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Wasnt no taxation without representation a cause for a minor tiff a while back, if so shouldnt the socks and sheep Sh*ggers be barred from Parliament on the grounds that they contribute Feck all to our economy, unless you count numbers on the dole that is, Squaddies excluded of course. Now we can get rid of prosser the T*sser from Dover. If Dover is the A*sehole of Britain he surely is its emma frueds!
  7. Cut us off our not, we Welsh will still beat you at rugby again next year.
  8. Sympathetic_Reaction

    Sympathetic_Reaction LE Book Reviewer

    I love these threads...the logic just goes out of the window.

    'on the grounds that they contribute Feck all to our economy'

    We'll ignore the Water, electricity and oil that all come into the UK from or via either Scotland or Wales.

    England currently supplies less than half of its required resources.....the majority of the rest come from Scotland or Wales...the rest we have to buy in (Electricity from the French even!!!)

    'don't let them into parliament'

    The old West lothian question again....perfectly agree, if a law doesn't affect Scotland then the Scots MP's shouldn't get a vote on it.....but then you might end up with half the government front bench not being able to vote on a bill they are introducing.....Or even more insane an MP who introduces a bill to parliment which doesn't affect his own constituency...ahh sorry we've already had that one happen.

    The problem we have is that we are too closely linked to split up...England doesn't have the resources and Wales/Scotland don't have the political/financial/infrastructure which means as much as you might hate the idea we are stuck with each other...until Brussels decides to annex us all off to be part of France..;)

  9. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Agreed then bin devolution eh! Damnable waste of money!
  10. Which is more likely

    1) Independent England
    2) United Europe
    3) Free Yorkshire!!
  11. Yeah ! very true :) more intelligent to
  12. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Yorkshire free? the last time I was there the b*ggers made you pay to breathe!
    Definition of a Yorkshireman? An Aberdonian with all the generosity squeezed out!
  13. Free Yorkshire but keep the only good thing that comes out of it - The A1
  14. Yorkshire, being trapped here for a good while now and for quite a bit of the forseeable future.

    They have their own odd form of English, can be quite unpleasant or very nice with no inbetween and don't seem to be able to pronounce simple words properly.

    To be honest I think reclassifying it into a mini BATUS may be for the best...
  15. I agree with johnhohnson, build a fifty foot wall across the border with scotland. That way, we can keep you cockney chav/pikey munters out and keep scotland beautiful :twisted: