England VS USA- Self inflicted injuries

As phil306 has decided to start a random Brit bashing thread http://www.arrse.co.uk/intelligence-cell/153504-good-ole-brits.html, I thought I would start a light hearted yank bashing one back.

In America they do things like this all the time-

Police Officer Shoots Himself, Tries to Blame Black Suspect | Mirror On America

But the British oops is done in style-

USA- 'aw man, it was a black dude that did it'

UK- Baxter told police: "I pointed him once and he took the force. "He was laughing and he said, 'It's gone through, Davy'."

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